I Love America. Really I do. Europe is great....its chic, cultured and classy. But I love me some America. I love barbeque, football, skyscrapers and being loud. I love democracy, peanut butter, Target, TIVO, Taco Bell and everything else that makes this country the grand ol' U S of A.
Yes, we are obese over-consumers.
Yes, 90% of the world hates us....but I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
In honor of our great nation, this weekend I will be wearing red, white and blue, drinking copious amounts of booze, watching strangers blow shit up and being completely obnoxious as only Americans can be.
BBQ pork is optional.
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