King of Hearts.

Is it weird that I love Doug Heffernan? Nighttime TV is the best part of my day, and the 1-2 punch of King of Queens and Family Guy cannot be beat. Carrie and Doug kind of remind me of my parents....a huge sports fan who loves food and his east coast wife who loves shopping and speaking her mind. Obviously my parents arent exactly like them but trust me there are some parallels....and please believe my p's are more hilarious than any sitcom. But back to Doug....I can't help but notice my obsession has manifested into my life....I find myself being overly friendly to UPS delivery guys. Not normal, people. Just not normal.