Today I was so happy to get out of work. I bounded through the door into the sunshine and was ready to take on the day. Well, all my happiness came to a screeching halt once I got a look at my car. To my amazement and horror, there was bird crap covering the entire thing. No literally, some crew of anonymous birds did a number on my ride.....and that number was 2. My back window....covered. My passenger side back seat handle and drivers side mirror...coated with white. What made this scenario even more bizarre was the fact that there was not one drop of poo on the surrounding ground or on any other vehicles. Bird conspiracy or coincidence? You decide.
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